On what horse power?
So far I’ve only invited you and this is something I thought up with Faith. So Sadie will probably be there. I wanna invite a few guys so I’m not the only one with a peen.
I don’t know. Seven?
Faith? She never gets my jokes. You have to make sure you are the only one first. I mean, any one of the flowers could be a hermaphrodite. I have full faith one of them is, to be quite honest. You can’t act that pretentious without having some weird as fuck secret.
Would you be up for camping with me and a few friends sometime in the future?
More shoes? Have you been hanging out in flower beds?
You didn’t hear anything.
You betta not die either.
What adventures have you been on lately?
Tons, and tons.
I have more shoes to add to my collection.
I love shrimp. Shrimp Cocktail, shrimp scampi, shrimp chowder…
…shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger…
We can be war buddies!
Just don’t die.
Does that make me Bubba?
Do you like shrimp?
I’m quarantining myself! Stay within five inches!